The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where memek I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should porn offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes crot and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal bokeh Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater crot the chance the bokep orgasm is being crot faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion crot in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine crot intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The porn Erotic Review magazine, memek bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy bokep for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the memek University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokeh and crot that women were prone to what memek they bokep described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn porn 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented memek hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far bokep as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a memek certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot bokep porn Christopher Ryan and memek memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the memek most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If memek you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're bokeh not, porn crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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