The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter bokeh where crot I was kept awake all crot night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform bokeh an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' crot (the delectable crot French word for porn bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or crot porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex bokep crot as performance art, crot and crot bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokep days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly crot confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally porn on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, memek so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving memek their energy for bokeh other tasks bokep in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from bokep the bokep University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to crot encourage their partners crot over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder memek bokep the cry memek of ecstasy, bokep the crot greater the bokep chance the bokep orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena memek memek is if memek your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from porn Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their bokeh TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's memek what crot you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha porn concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based memek on observation of our memek nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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