The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

bokeh I've long been haunted by memek the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I bokep mentioned the 'miaulement' (the bokep delectable French word for memek crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms memek what porn most women know and bokep all men bokeh dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in memek terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not bokep fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan bokep than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokep so they could make bokeh their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving memek their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot bokep the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a memek woman from Sunderland bokeh said memek in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokeh women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our bokeh nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

crot If you're a crot sex worker, bokep I crot can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're bokeh not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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