The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

memek I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokeh all night by a bokeh woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokep that I wondered if I should offer to perform bokeh an exorcism.

When I mentioned bokeh the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the bokep woman an 'actrice', crot or porn sex worker.

crot Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all memek men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance memek the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in crot terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing bokep for memek a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek memek like bokeh the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

memek In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was memek the bokeh conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University bokeh of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokeh decibels were all about manners and bokep porn 'manipulation', memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you memek get bokep a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

crot The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education crot comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind bokeh of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women crot were noisy during sex - bokep based on observation of memek our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men memek should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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