The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory memek of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was memek bokeh kept awake all night by a bokep woman in a nearby room screeching so crot bokep loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform crot an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the bokep memek woman an 'actrice', porn or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in bokep terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile bokeh male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen porn in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was porn generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, memek so they could bokeh make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was porn the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', porn and crot that women were prone to bokeh what they porn described as memek 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get bokeh a bloomin' move crot on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokeh like a demented hyena is if bokep your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As porn far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what crot you should be memek doing.'

porn Well, porn only if you porn want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely porn reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males memek that they were bokeh fertile crot and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex bokep worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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