The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

bokep When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared crot the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek bokep according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the memek orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a bokeh woman memek is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her memek partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the bokep rabid super-vixen in my Parisian memek hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, bokeh so they could make bokep their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other porn tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another memek study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over bokeh crot the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but bokeh can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education bokep memek comes from porn, bokep where loud always bokep equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far memek as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek bokep only if you memek want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At porn Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen memek to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best bokep sex may just be the quietest.


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