The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin crot Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokeh room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the memek receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it crot all makes scientific sense. It bokep confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman porn is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, memek memek but can bokeh you memek get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan crot and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take crot heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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