The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all memek night memek by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal memek Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men memek dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other porn words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In memek my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner memek feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokeh and porn that women were prone porn to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




bokep porn A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you crot get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on memek porn observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to memek copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the crot need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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