The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the crot memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a memek nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or porn sex worker.

memek Now, crot according to this new study from bokep the porn ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex memek as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely crot to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In bokeh my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors bokeh regularly confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. bokep It was generally on bokeh an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, porn so they could make crot their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokep of another crot study by two researchers from bokeh the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their porn partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, bokep the bokep greater the bokep chance bokep the bokep orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying memek this, crot but memek can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a bokep crot demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep bokeh where loud always equals better.

As porn a woman from Sunderland porn said porn in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as crot I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek porn crot only memek if porn you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha porn concluded the most bokeh likely reason women were noisy during sex - based bokeh on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then bokep men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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