The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake porn all night by a woman in a bokeh nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should porn offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled memek her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a crot woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not bokep fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to crot faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They porn declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get bokeh a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes crot from porn bokep , porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out memek their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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