The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a porn woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms memek what porn most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you memek can't measure passion in bokeh terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she's porn bokep far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It memek was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners bokep over the finishing line, porn so porn to speak.




memek A new bokeh study confirms porn the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to memek screech like a demented hyena is porn if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 porn after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely memek reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

memek If crot you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men bokep should take heed: porn the best sex may just crot be the quietest.


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